I fucked up a Get Dead song in Minnesota
It was the worst night of the whole damn tour
When the guy in the Misfits shirt just kind of walked away
I began to fear that’s when we lost the room

Now Timmy Guns is keeping the pre-roll on lock
And Young Ish is just churning the night away
But when Jeremy checked himself into the hospital
That’s when McGuire turned to me and sang

Have you danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
Do you know whose house we’re crashing at tonight?
Have you seen Sam?
Would you like a beer or dab?
Did we make enough merch to get a Hotel?

Now Pat should not ask hobos for free cigarettes
Especially now in Nelson or Calgary
Now every time we gotta get into the van
We remind him that he is 23

We made a lot of friends over in Edmonton
Canadians said our Punkrock skills legit
But when Sam drank too much whiskey in Regina
That’s when the night all kinda went to shit

Have you danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
Do you know whose house we’re crashing at tonight?
Do you have the trailer keys?
Did Flatfoot already leave?
How many songs is Agent Orange gonna play tonight, yeah?

Now the acid was timed to hit at the boarder
Being detained for 2 hours will make you have to pee
They found the drugs that Scotty hid inside the room
Cause everywhere we go we make a scene

Have you danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
Do you know whose house we’re crashing at tonight?
Have you seen Sam?
Would you like a beer or dab?
Did we make enough money to get a hotel?

So don’t fuck up Get Dead songs in Minnesota
Remember your breakdowns and outrows too
If the guy in the Adolescents shirt just walks away
Then I guess you’ll have to tell us fuck you too